วันพุธที่ 11 มกราคม พ.ศ. 2555

CANCER

Hindi Name: Kark
Date of Birth: 22nd June to 23rd July
Ruling Planet: Chandrama (Moon)
Nakshatras: Pushya, Ashleshahttp


Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 4
Lucky Days: Monday, Saturday
Lucky Colours: Orange, Red
Lucky Stones: Moon Stone, Pearl

Cancer is the fourth sign of the zodiac and its owner is moon. Sun enters this sign from June 22 to July 23 every year. The sun entering this sign will complete moving in first part (0-90 degree) and enter second part (90-180 degree). This will bring in a lot of changes and impact on all beings. It is also the house of emotions. Those who can't reflect their emotion with the right mood always stay behind other people.

General Forecast Cancer 2012
Stay tuned for certain big responsibilities that are coming your way, both on a personal as well as professional front. In 2012, Cancerians will demonstrate their talents by promoting and selling brands and using these skills to market themselves. Businessmen should focus on increasing their contacts and networking to establish a good rapport with customers. Troubled relationships will take a new lead and proceed towards betterment. Serious proposals for buying and selling properties are on their way to increase your fortune. Singles are likely to meet their dream partner this year and some may even tie the knot. It is suggested not to be fussy with your finances and take expert advice when it comes to managing big amounts of money. Exciting journeys and international trips can keep you away from your home country, probably in the second half of the year.

Romance
Single Cancerians are bound to find this year exciting as romantic encounters are on the cards! Those who are married and are struggling to keep their relationship alive, the stars advise you to minimize your expectations as much as possible. Remember that the most important factor of a wedding is to maintain equilibrium. You can tone down the intensity of any problem by politeness and your down-to-earth attitude. It is advisable not to blindly trust strangers. Love and lust should not be confused or intermingled.

Career
This year calls for celebrations on the wok front. You will be happy to see that your efforts have started gaining recognition, without too much banter. The stars indicate compassion and politeness in your nature that makes up for your short-temper with colleagues that has led to broken contacts in the past. You may have to travel unexpectedly several times during the year. Regular business strategies will fetch you new profitable ventures and allow you to think of expansion plans. Some professionals may come across bosses who are hard to please.
Lucky Number: 5
Lucky Colour: Bottle Green
Lucky Months: February, November & December

January
Keep a tab of the subordinates at work in order to avoid any errors. You may be at your penny-pinching best but money will still find its way out of your hands. Those in advisory capacity, at work, may feel their decreasing relevance. Advocates and doctors may face a tough period due to complicated problems. Students need to multiply their efforts to reap rich dividends on the education front.
Lucky Number: 2
Lucky Colour: Cream

February
Despite your qualifications, you may find it difficult to land a decent job. The key is not to lose heart since this is, professionally, not such a good month for careers. Your attempt to interfere in family matters will be highly resented. Health remains satisfactory. Students are likely to get a competitive edge on the academic front.
Lucky Number: 3
Lucky Colour: Camel Brown

March
Recognition for your good work will be seen in this month. You will be able to knit your team tightly together and complete a challenging task. Doubling your exercise and diet regime will get you back in shape quickly. Take care of your health as the stomach might give you problems. Your love life will blossom because of your caring nature. Calm yourself down and enjoy domestic bliss.
Lucky Number: 1
Lucky Colour: Light Yellow

April
You may get an opportunity to go on a shopping spree with a close friend. A good understanding on the romantic front can be expected. A colleague/senior is likely to appreciate your contribution to work. On the academics front, dedication and perseverance is likely to give good results. Socializing will help you stay up to date with the latest news.
Lucky Number: 9
Lucky Colour: Indigo

May
You are likely to remain active among social circles and may even plan a family gathering. All those Cancerians who are eligible for marriage might be hitched soon! This is a fun month on the romantic front, so it is advisable to spend it with your lover. You will be able to reap rich dividends from past investments.
Lucky Number: 6
Lucky Colour: Peach

June
A change is coming your way that may prove to be favourable. An achievement at work or home will put you in a celebratory mood. A serious approach and careful attention to detail is required from a professional aspect. Working with new technologies might be challenging for some but you will manage to sail through. There is a possibility of purchasing new gadgets. Be careful that you get a warranty along with it.
Lucky Number: 7
Lucky Colour: Maroon

July
This is the right time to actively pursue your goals. Some of you may be entrusted with more responsibilities at work. Acquiring a property and travelling with family can be foreseen. Cancerians, in the month of July, will conquer their social rivals. It is advisable not to get carried away with lucrative schemes from agents; read the offer documents carefully before making any purchases. Deteriorating health of close ones might give you sleepless nights and hence, getting medical guidance is necessary to assure recovery.
Lucky Number: 11
Lucky Colour: Orange

August
You will be able to impress your boss and other seniors at your workplace. Someone who you have been infatuated with is likely to respond to you. Returns from a business venture are likely to be the highlight of this month. You will resort to fitness goals to get back in shape. It is not a good time to play with stocks; it is better to keep your money to be invested elsewhere and at a later date. Visiting friends at an exotic place will be a change from your normal routine.
Lucky Number: 1
Lucky Colour: Saffron

September
Excelling on the academic front can be predicted for September. Good news awaits a few Cancerians, in domestic matters. A colleague may give you bright ideas to improve your work and you may actually get down to doing it. The professional aspect of your life will be successful. Curtail frivolous expenses; especially for those who are fond of shopping. Housewives may get busy in redoing or renovating certain parts of their homes.
Lucky Number: 4
Lucky Colour: Lemon

October
Changes instituted at your workplace are likely to be appreciated by all. Family ties will tend to become stronger, as you may go out of your way to help a relative in trouble. A reunion of long-lost family members may keep you occupied, this month. Important property matters can arise. Some Cancerians may travel abroad for official purposes. There is good news for singles as they might find true love during this month.
Lucky Number: 1
Lucky Colour: White

November
Your reputation on the social front is likely to suffer. Lack of assertiveness may allow people take you for granted, with regard to your professional life. You will achieve confidence provided you are more systematic. Put in a greater effort to strike a balance between logic and intuition. Bonding with the other family members may experience a few challenges.
Lucky Number: 8
Lucky Colour: Green

December
Your performance in academics could show a downward trend. You will need to nurture your romance in order to strength the relationship. You may have to respond to a higher authority towards the year end. This is the right time to go in for finer adjustments required on a professional front. Stay alert and guard your belongings while travelling.
Lucky Number: 5
Lucky Colour: Turquoise

All hard work and struggles will start paying off as suggested in Cancer 2012 horoscope. Lots of good news and big responsibilities are on the way, both on personal and professional level, albeit precautions in finance handling and romantic life are suggested.

Laughter

X: Which shaving cream do you use?
คุณใช้ครีมโกนหนวดของอะไร ?

Y: Baba's
ของ Baba

X: Which lotion do you use?
คุณใช้โลชั่นของอะไร ?

Y: Baba's
ของ Baba


X: Which toothpaste do you use?
คุณใช้แปรงสีฟันของอะไร ?

Y: Baba's
ของ Baba

X: Which shampoo do you use?
คุณใช้แชมพูของอะไร ?

Y: Baba's
ของ Baba


X: Which socks do you use?
คุณใช้ถุงเท้าของอะไร ?

Y: Baba's
ของ Baba

X : Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???
โอเค ! ช่วยบอกฉันทีว่าอะไรคือ Baba ? มันคือชื่อบริษัทนานาชาติเหรอ ??
....

Y: No, He is my roommate
ไม่ใช่ , เขาเป็นเพื่อนร่วมห้องของฉัน